I’m a light sleeper. which is funny, because I’m also a heavy sleeper. Meaning it takes a lot to wake me up, but if i wake up in the middle of the night, it takes a looong time for me to go back to sleep.
In this hospital room, i have a respirator thingie humming on one side of the room, and snoring on the other. I don’t know which is worse, but both are keeping me awake when all I wanna do is sleep!

It’s grating on my nerves so bad that I think I’m developing a tick.

So of course my first job interview is 5 minutes after i ask if they’re hiring.

Ughhhhhh. Totally screwed that one up.

And, being that i have no prior job experience, half of my application was BLANK.

UGH.

And on my way out, I had to hand it off to some random group of employees (specifically in the hands of a really cute guy, but thats beside the point), who promptly began looking at it, like its ANY of their business.

And i just *know* they were laughing at my lame, empty application.

Have I said ugh yet?

I’m on my phone, so i cant add an appropriate gif. But yeah.

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

(via shouseinthehouse)

I’ve moved on to Love Shack :) B-52s? awwww yeahhhh!

Let us never forget that this was a thing

Seriously. It’s creepy.